No I am not the Delphi Oracle .. in fact I do work for a man we call “The Oracle” though.  I also believe it is important to Nosce te ipsum: Know thyself

First off I must say that I am not Kevin Bacon! And since it is so hard to describe the Awesomeness of myself in I chose to describe myself by the things that I am hopelessly in love with (not in exact order)

Bacon, Brats, Beer, Cheese, Cheesey Kung Fu and Horror films, The Classics, Fantasy and Science fiction, Being nerdy, Hunting, THE PACK, Friends, Both Rodents and Families of unusual size (even if they don’t live in the fireswamp)

Another way to describe me is by my weight loss goal.   If I can see my fat jiggling when I am tensed up and brushing my teeth or Big Brother weighs less than me… then I need to lose some weight.